Well, that’s going to make conversation awkward…
Okay, it’s annoying ad-spam, but I’ll admit there is something a little funny about the conjunction of “Sex Tape” and “perfect date movie”.
"Honey, I got a bottle of wine and Anal Sluts 14…"
"Darling! You hopeless romantic you~"
"You can’t disagree with the truth"
“Sure you can, people do it all the time.”
Lex Luthor? Well, the plot thins.
I’m… from earth.
Frank and Sadie Doyle are headliners on the society pages, but I imagine the headline is usually “DOYLES DECIDE NOT TO ATTEND SEASON’S BIGGEST PARTY, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SEASON AND EVERY OTHER PARTY.”
"SCANDAL! Carnegie’s claim that the Doyles will attend their gala revealed as hoax!"